Poor Jason Chaffetz

He can't help it - he was born with a silver speculum in his mouth

"[F]our congressional committees have launched investigations into our conduct - and none are investigating the person behind this fraud - and we are also facing votes to defund our entire organization even though 99 percent of our health centers do not participate in tissue donations." From Cecile Richards's opening statement [pdf] before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on September 29, 2015.